Reviews
Reviews of the games we play, aiming to quickly encapsulate the game’s essence and quirks. Most games have an audience; our goal is for the review to make it clear to you whether you are part of a game’s audience - even if we aren’t.
A choice-based text adventure whose opportunities for self-expression and grand mysteries get in each other's way.
A familiar kart racer adapted for enjoyable mobile gameplay and exploitative freemium monetization.
Approachable twin-stick shooter action with an upgrade treadmill and no real story or other source of long-term appeal.
A mediocre rhythm game that has nothing to do with dodgeball.
A mediocre open world game, but a solid One Piece game.
A water racing game with busty schoolgirls and monotonous gameplay.
An interactive fiction game about learning enough to save the world and building a life you're happy with.
A free, short, and chill perspective-based puzzle game.
A moody dialog-heavy 2D platformer with a relatable story and fiddly physics.
A competent but brief rhythm game with an electronica soundtrack - much of which must be unlocked first.