This is just a reminder that Bionic Commando 2009 had a ‘shut up’ button for skipping repeated boss chatter:

I don’t want a new console generation! I’m not done with this one.

Game designers: If your game ever says “Unsaved data will be lost” you are doing it wrong. ESPECIALLY if there is no explicit save system.

Too often lately: Beat awesome game. Feel good about game. Play more. Give up in disgust on poorly-designed trophies. Feel bad about game.

#Enslaved is the dictionary definition of a Bad Good Game. I’m totally in love with it - I just wish it would stop sucking so much.

I just reinstalled #cityofheroes since it’s free to play now. My level-cap main has been offline for sixteen hundred days.

When Crono sleeps in, he’s late for the Millennial Fair. When I sleep in, Crono steals my job.

Judging videogames by length is like judging meals by weight.

In western RPGs, you kill Satan (malevolent power-hungry beast). In JRPGs, you kill God (incomprehensible timeless superbeing).

Seems we don’t buy games anymore but passes to theme parks that can close at any time with no warning, whether it be for one day or forever.