#Enslaved is the dictionary definition of a Bad Good Game. I’m totally in love with it - I just wish it would stop sucking so much.

I just reinstalled #cityofheroes since it’s free to play now. My level-cap main has been offline for sixteen hundred days.

When Crono sleeps in, he’s late for the Millennial Fair. When I sleep in, Crono steals my job.

Judging videogames by length is like judging meals by weight.

In western RPGs, you kill Satan (malevolent power-hungry beast). In JRPGs, you kill God (incomprehensible timeless superbeing).

Seems we don’t buy games anymore but passes to theme parks that can close at any time with no warning, whether it be for one day or forever.

I still can’t quite believe that the Robot Unicorn Attack song is not a parody, but a legit Erasure song from 1994.

Iceman says when he was a lad, ARGs were called “scavenger hunts.” Also that the Potato Sack thing is like being in a guild in a metagame.

I’d like to see a compelling single-player experience where the player character is a healer.

This has bugged me for a while - why is there no Pokemon MMO? I can’t think of a single franchise more perfectly suited to the format.